Public Service Announcement
Seasonal Porch Decorating Syndrome (SPDS) is taking over homes within our community.
Symptoms include: 14+ pumpkins on a single porch. Buying mums you’ll definitely forget to water. Pretending your porch is a Hallmark movie set.
No cure. Only treatment: more pumpkins.
Symptoms include: 14+ pumpkins on a single porch. Buying mums you’ll definitely forget to water. Pretending your porch is a Hallmark movie set.
No cure. Only treatment: more pumpkins.
